Anonymous said: Vampire

I am pretty pale lol thank you anon

Anonymous said: Dragon

Hella ( ̄^ ̄)ゞ

orgasmic-humor:

This is so accurate it hurts

booksgamesmovies:

For your viewing pleasure: a squirrel trying to bury an acorn in a dog.

In the spirit of Halloween, what type of monster could you see me as?

wemarchalone:

“Oh hey man didn’t see you there how’s it go-“

“BLAWUHGLAUHGLAUH”

“Excuse me Jimmy wha-“

“BLAWUHALSJAULBAW”

THIS STILL MAKES ME LAUGH A LOT FDSLKJFDSSFD

actuallycliffjumper:

Reblog this to get absolutely nothing 

EVERY

SINGLE

PERSON

WILL GET ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

Me: *tries to blow a piece of hair away*
Me: *accidentally blows in closer*
Me: Why have u forsaken me god?

qrieves:

uoa:

tinysquids:

toxicwinner:

me

I fucking quit

i hate art

"where’s your homework"

gnarly:

asian:

zackisontumblr:

obamamama:

my mom said that if this gets 100k+ notes she’ll let me fly to Massachusetts and force zackisontumblr to reblog everyones posts 

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when this hits 100k notes i’m making him reblog my selfie and you should too

omg so close, gonna force zack to reblog my all my selfies hehe

beingthegrizzly:

Part of an exhibit titled Earthshine by Tomoko Konoike.

dear internet

captain-raptor:

giant barks and teeny mews

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that is all

mszombi:

meladoodle:

one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 600,000 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 300,000 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad

Shit, man, $300,000 would be like infinity dollars to me now.

ollivander:

thelaststarbunny:

ollivander:

if you’re blue and you don’t know where to go to

why don’t you go where fashion sits

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I read it as Ritzputin and I thought you were trying to say Rasputin.

rah rah ritzputin lover of the russian queen